Silly Songs

Doughnut Shop

Well I ran around the corner and I ran around the block

And I ran right into a doughnut shop

I picked up a doughnut and I wiped off the grease

And I handed the lady a five cent piece.

Well she looked at the nickel and she looked at me

And she said "This money isn't good you see!"

"There's a hole in the nickel and it goes right through."

I said "There's a hole in the doughnut too."

"Thanks for the doughnut. Tootle Loo

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God Bless My Underwear
(to the tune of "God Bless America")

God bless my underwear, my only pair.

Stand beside them, and guide them,

Through the rips, through the holes, through the tears.

From the washer, to the dryer, to the clothesline in the air.

God bless my underwear, my only pair

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Great Green Globs 

Great green globs of

Greasy, grimy gopher guts

Munched up monkey meat

Little birdies' dirty feet

French-fried eyeballs

Swimming in a pool of barf

And I forgot my spoon

But I got my straw...

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Hole in the Bottom of the Sea 

There's a hole in the bottom of the sea,

There's a hole in the bottom of the sea,

There's a hole, there's a hole,

There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,

There's a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea,

There's a hole, there's a hole,

There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.

There's a bump on the log in the hole ... etc.

There's a frog on the bump on the log ... etc.

There's a fly on the frog on the bump ... etc.

There's a wing on the fly on the frog ... etc.

last verse:

There's a flea on the wing on the fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea...

There's a hole, there's a hole,

There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.

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My Dog Jelly

My dog Jelly loves to roam,

One day Jelly left his home

He came back all nice and clean,

Where oh where has Jelly been?

Chorus:

Jelly been, Jelly been,

Where oh where has Jelly been?

In any version, you can then substitute LIMA, GREEN, BROWN, BAKED, GARBONZO, REFRIED, MISTER or HUMAN for "JELLY" to make more silly verses!

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Pink Pajamas

I wear my pink pajamas in the summer when it's hot

I wear my flannel nightie in the winter when it's not

And sometimes in the springtime and sometimes in the fall

I jump into my little bed with nothing on at all

 

Nosy, nosy what's it to ya?

Nosy, nosy what's it to ya?

Nosy, nosy what's it to ya?

When I jump into my little bed with nothing on at all.

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Boy and a Girl in a Little Canoe 

Just a boy and a girl in a little canoe

With the moon shining all around

And they paddled and they paddled so

You couldn't even hear a sound

And they talked and they talked till the moon grew dim

 He said you better kiss me or get out and swim

So whatcha gonna do in a little canoe

With the moon shining all around

Just a boy and a girl in a little canoe

With the moon shining all around

And they paddled and they paddled so

You couldn't even hear a sound

And they talked and they talked till the moon grew dim

 He said you better kiss me or get out and swim

So whatcha gonna do in a little canoe

With the moon shining all a-

Boys swimming all a-

Girls paddlings all a-round

Get out and swim!

 

 

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Penguins 

Have you ever seen

A penguin drinking tea

Take a look at me

A penguin you will see.

Penguins attention,

Penguins begin! (repeat the song, moving right arm up and down)

Actions: add, in succession, your right arm, left arm, right leg, left leg, nod your head, turn around, stick out your tongue.

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Rags

My little puppy, his name is Rags

He eats so much that his tummy sags

His ears flip-flop and his tail wig wags

And when he walks he zig zag zags

 flip-flop wiggle waggle zig zag

 flip-flop wiggle waggle zig zag

 flip-flop wiggle waggle zig zag

 

My little puppy he never obeys

He always runs the other way

He doesn't have a pedigree

But I love him and he loves me

 

 flip-flop wiggle waggle zig zag

 flip-flop wiggle waggle zig zag

 flip-flop wiggle waggle zig zag

 

 

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Tennessee Wiggle Walk 

I’m a bowlegged chicken I’m a knocked kneed hen

Haven’t been so happy since I don’t know when

I walk with a wiggle and a giggle and a squawk

Doin’ the Tennessee wiggle walk

Put your knees together and your heels apart

Snap your fingers ready to start

Flap your elbows just for luck

And you wiggle and you waddle like a baby duck

Come dance with me baby keep your toes in time

Haven’t been so happy in a long long while

Walk with a wiggle and giggle and a squawk

Doin’ the Tennessee wiggle walk

Doin’ the Tennessee wiggle walk

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I Met a Polar Bear        Another Repeat Song   

The other day                    I saw a bear,                      A big white bear,               I had to stare.

He stared right back,      And seemed to grin,        His long white fangs,       Hung to his chin.

He moved toward me     Upon four paws,              And those four paws,      Held six-inch claws.

I couldn't move,                My feet were froze,          As I saw steam,              Shoot from his nose.

But I was safe,                Because I knew,            This polar bear,               Was at the Zoo!

 

The Littlest Worm     A Repeat Song

The littlest worm          I ever  saw                Was stuck inside       My soda straw!  

He said to me         Don't take a sip         For if you do                I'll surely flip!

I took a sip                And he went down      All through my pipes He surely drowned!  

He was my pal            He was my friend     But now he's gone     And that's the end!  

The moral of            This story is            Don't take a sip           Of soda fizz! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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